On the map, it looks like a simple straight shot across Europe, and it probably would be, if not for one thing: The Swiss Alps. Alpine roadways all share several things in common: hairpin turns, kamikazi motobikers, mountains that reach the sky, and -- in the case of Switzerland -- cows. Hannibal did it with elephants. So what's the big deal about doing it with crap cars? Really crap cars. Maybe it helped that elephants don't have brakes or clutches to worry about. Either way, crossing the Alps is an adventure.